...Are YOU a mad uwh handyman?

Still 395 with some of the options being changed to minus (im girly, but not glittery). Also im dissapointed that the person i know with a chainsaw wont let me use it to boost my score

Can i train some Marmota monax (aka woodchuck, groundhog, land beaver, or whistlepig) to chew me a stick?

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but that depends on a suitable reference point.

hurf .... 230.

How many for having made a stick with a bone of a dead ref ?

Atapene,

Any chance of some extra credit for making a small stick for my newborn son to play with?

Jols

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Faster than a speeding puck...

Together Tuck and I are probably around 800. We tend to look at each others stuff and learn from stupidity. I am going to try to post a picture with the most points possible. Anyone else up for a trip down bad memeory lane?

Always,
I think I have quit some nice examples as well, but that is mainly because I'm just an extremely clumsy MF.

I rather not tell you where else he can put on at least 10 000+ points.

Mazza was given a slightly modiefied stick as a present from one of the Masters - the playing end was impressively carved. Now he is a Handy Man worth having about! :-) I don't know if she ever 'played' with it though...

Re glitter, I am somewhat ashamed to have played in the Pool Barbie team at a state champs, where the girls had gone all out with pink, fluff and glitter. We all had pink bats, pink water bottles, glitter gloves, colourful bathers and matching handbags (for pool side assessorising). We even had Barbie Names....

Maybe the UWH Handy Man is just what the UWH Pool Barbie is looking for.

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he's pretty tough i think he'd give ken a wedgie and send him packing.

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it's more polite on the grating than on the subs bench

I was lucky to make it to 55...guess I should quit UWH.

How much of a uwh Pool Barbie are you?

Have you ever…

matched the colour of your booties/socks to your swimsuit or glove? 5
matched the colour of your glove to your swimsuit? 5
been involved in the designing of your team’s swimsuits? 10
been involved in the designing of other teams swimsuits? 15
made your booties/socks? 5
made booties/socks for anybody else? 10
bought fins where colour was the deciding factor? 40
matched the colour of your fins to your swimsuit? 10
matched the colour of your fins to your glove? 20
matched the colour of your mask to your glove or vice versa? 10
matched the colour of your snorkel to your mask? 5
matched the colour of your snorkel to your swimsuit or glove? 20
matched the colour of your towel to your team gear? 5
matched to colour of your contacts to your team gear? 20
bought colour matching contact lenses even if you don’t need them? 40
bought a water bottle based on colour alone? 10
bought a swim cap based on colour alone? 5
taped different colour tape to your snorkel (for appearance only)? 5
had your cap embroidered with your name? 5
embroidered anything decorative on your swimsuit or caps? 10
had flags sewn onto your caps? 5
sewn flags yourself onto your caps? 10
sewn flags yourself onto others caps? 20
brought sewing gear along just in case you need to make adjustments to your team clothes? 20
added decorative patterns to your glove? 15
applied make-up specifically for a game? 10
bought waterproof make-up to wear while playing? 25
tinted your eyelashes so that you don’t have to apply make-up? 30
tinted your eyebrows so that you don’t have to apply make-up? 40
tattooed a lipliner/eyebrows/eyeliner so that you don’t have to apply make-up? 50
changed your hair style to be more attractive when wet? 30
made special effort to get a tan that looks better for your team swimsuit? 20
painted your fingernails to match your team colours? 5
painted your toenails to match your team colours? 10
shaved specifically because of the high-cut of your swimsuit? 5
shaved specifically because of the see-through-ness of your swimsuit? 30
stalled your game to adjust your swimsuit? 25
deliberately pulled your swimsuit between your bum-cheeks to attract attention? 40
deliberately pulled your swimsuit between your breasts to attract attention? 50
voluntarily worn a see-through swimsuit? 40
pretended to be more hurt than you actually are just to get attention? 30
deliberately bent over (with straightish legs) to get something out of your bag just as a guy is walking past? 10
asked a guy to help you adjust your mask strap just to gets his attention? 20
consciously made an effort to look more graceful when getting onto the subbench/sinbin bench? 30
used a mask-defogging spray just because it’s more graceful than spitting into your mask? 20

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