I do have the feeling that Atapene would score high since he wrote the thing and of course used his experience in doing that.

Steve Springett made a stick with a chainsaw some time ago. It was the only thing that would cut the railway sleeper he made it out of. He called it 'the Axe' (as you do) and only pulled it out when annoyed with the opposition. That thing sank like a stone.

I do think that for a number of these items negative points should be awarded...

ie.
made a glove out of something that turned out to be utterly unsuitable?
[negative points awarded for being an idiot]

and..
put glitter or other beautification in/on a glove?
[are you kidding me? If I am reffing and someone has glitter on their glove then they are going for a 5 minute rest. I would look upon them in the same way that I see a soccer player with golden boots.]

and possibly..
made a glove that lasted more than 5 years?
[of course, I have gloves that are more than 5 years old, but only because I don't play with them anymore. Figured that shouldn't count in the spirit of the thing.]

Oh, I see I missed one, score now 385.

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