I would like to take this opportunity to propose a break-away group from the Aqua Challenge mob. As president of the Indoor Snorkel Battle Extreme (Hockey) Association, I can assure you all that we will take hockey back to its roots, the way God intended us to play it. There shall be no mention of vests, mouth guards or contrasting coloured gloves and extended finger swerves (dummies, whatever...) shall be encouraged. And by the way, we're keeping the suggestive mermaid. That was the best bit about CMAS.

Cheers, Nick.

PS don't bother to complain because it was already decided like.... 6 months ago.

PPS, this is a joke. Its da internetz bro, its what it was designed for.