how much of a maniacal hockey handyperson are you?

add up the points from the items below to give you a hockey handyperson total from 1000, yes from 1000!

before you start, if you intend to try this, allocate 10 mins or so, it'll take a while... even completing this exercise probably means you may not be a hockey handyperson but you are certainly a hockey nut....


have you ever...

made your own stick? 5
made sticks for other people? 5
sold sticks you made to others? 5
made sticks from material thats not wood? 5
cut your own stick out of someone elses old stick? 10
made a stick out of un-sawn wood? 10
attempted to glue different materials together to make a stick? 10
turned a right handed stick into a left handed or vice versa? 10
made sticks using a jigsaw? 5
made sticks using a tenon saw? 20
bevelled sticks with a file? 5
made sticks with a bandsaw? 10
made sticks with a scroll saw? 5
used a skillsaw to make sticks? 20
used a CHAINSAW to make sticks? 30
tried to incorporate finger grooves into a stick? 5
put scientifical grooves on the bevels of your stick? 5
used a lanyard with your stick? 5
used tape to hold your stick on your hand? 5
used a hair tie to hold your stick on your hand? 5
put a bungee cord on your handle? 5
experimented with more than 3 different woods for your stick? 5
made a stick that lasted more than 2 years? 10
made a stick that lasted more than 5 years? 20
made your own glove? 10
made a silicone glove? 5
made a latex glove? 10
made a glove out of tape? 10
made a glove out of strange materials ie shoe insole? 10
made a glove out of hot melt glue? 10
made a glove out of something that turned out to be utterly unsuitable? 10
combined silicone and latex in a glove? 5
made gloves for other people? 10
sold gloves to other people? 10
used velcro on a glove? 5
used elastic on a glove? 5
experimented with different baseglove materials? 10
attempted to incorporate jointed knuckles on a glove? 15
used hidden structural strengtheners in a glove? 10
made your own fingers? 15
made fingers for other people? 10
sold fingers to other people? 10
experimented with different tubing materials for fingers? 10
melted/deformed plastics to create fingers or glove components? 10
made a glove that lasted more than a year? 5
made a glove that lasted more than 2 years? 15
made a glove that lasted more than 5 years? 30
made a glove incorporating a dishwashing glove? 5
made a glove incorporating a gardening glove? 5
made a glove incorporating a cricket glove? 10
made a glove incorporating a bmx glove? 5
made a glove incorporating a hockey glove? 10
made a glove mittens style with no fingers? 10
done a "punch test' on a wall with a glove and broke the wall? 10
attempted to make a glove directly on the hand with no base glove? 15
coloured your glove? 5
put words or letters on a glove? 10
put glitter or other beautification in/on a glove? 10
put vasoline on a glove? 5
repaired a glove with tape? 10
repaired other peoples gloves with tape? 10
ended up with a glove that was mostly tape? 15
cut/sawn/customised your mask for better use? 15
cut a bit off your snorkel? 5
cut too much off a snorkel? 10
made your own mask strap? 10
made your own mouthguard? 15
installed a mouthguard on your snorkel? 10
installed mouthguards on other peoples snorkels? 10
repaired a broken mask frame? 10
repaired a torn mask skirt? 20
repaired a broken mask clip with masses of tape? 10
used electrical tape on your feet? 5
used duct tape on your feet? 5
used strapping tape on your feet? 5
used vasoline on your feet to prevent blisters? 10
used neoprene booties? 10
made your own rubber socks? 20
made your own neoprene booties? 15
used plastic inserts in your fins? 10
made your own plastic inserts? 10
repaired your fins with vulcanising? 20
repaired your fins with tape? 5
repaired your fins SUCCESSFULLY with tape? 30
cut/chopped/customised your fins? 15
made your own fins? 100
taped your fins to your feet when lacking finstraps? 10
taped your mask to your head for a rough game? 20


naturally, this exercise is completely and 100% scientificalistically accurate.

i'm sure there are other questions out there that should also be in this quiz....

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