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Old 05-12-07, 04:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Jols View Post
Don't like the term 'casebook' though. Sounds like lawyer talk, and noone likes lawyers (sorry Romain). How about 'Consistent Rules Application Proclamation'?
Sounds like it comes from a King so I'd be pretty damn sure the US won't go for it. How about something as simple as the title of a book I read as a kid "See Dick Run" only for us it would be See Dick Swim.

Page One: Picture of Dick with his gear on and caption reading 'See Dick swim.'
Page Two: Picture of Dick with motion effects and caption reading 'Dick can swim fast'
Page Three: Picture of Dick using his freehand to fend off a defender and caption reading 'See Dick foul'.
Page Four: Picture of Ref signalling and caption reading 'See Dick go to the sin bin'.
Page Five: Picture of Jane... 'See Jane Swim'
Page Six: Picture of Jane swimming without fending off with freehand (because we all know the women play a cleaner game) 'See Jane move up pool'.

Etc...
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