I'll admit to being under the influence of 'beer' a couple of times whilst playing the game. On reviewing the tapes it was clear that 'beer' is not performance enhancing. Although I thought it was at the time.

I was wrong and I apologise. I hope my family and I can move on and deal with this in our own way and that my actions haven't damaged 'the game'.

Please send me to a flash american 'rehab' 'clinic' for at least three weeks.

I may also have been under the influence of 'rugby' a few times. This has definately bought myself and the game into disrepute and I apologise.